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Sperm-stock: Irish tossers given free festival tickets
TheBoyDeadly by TheBoyDeadly March 12th, 2008

Trust the boards to be quick on this one - men who are willing to help Irish sperm clinics replenish their stocks will be offered free tickets to any major event on the European festival circuit.

The move comes after stocks fell by almost 40 per cent in four years, with Sperm for Tickets describing the situation as a “crisis”.

“Demand is outstripping supply,” apparently, so if you’re aged from 18-50, go here to apply for a donation pack.

A new courier network means any European citizen is eligible to apply for the scheme. A list of festivals is available here, though DrownedinSound's already setup a handy short-cut here.


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