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Best MSN conversation ever

crablin [Edit] [Delete] 02:35, 7 July '06

nolin
MSN
01:23
what do you think the chances of me switching to windows are?

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:24
as close to none as i can think of

nolin
MSN
01:24
one? nun? adie nunn?

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:25
one!?!?!
01:25
one is certainty init

nolin
MSN
01:26
it is if you look at it dictionarically

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:26
fractions
01:26
1=10000000000000000000/10000000000000000000

nolin
MSN
01:27
yes, but conversely 1 = 1/0

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:27
thats just plain bad maths

nolin
MSN
01:28
no it's not!!

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:28
sorry
01:28
i misread as 1/10
01:28
1/0=infinity tho?

nolin
MSN
01:28
that's because you have windows

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:28
or any number?
01:28
n?

nolin
MSN
01:28
what, 1 divided by 0? no chris...

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:28
1/0=infinity

nolin
MSN
01:29
no!!
01:29
you're wrong

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:29
what is 1/1?
01:29
what is 1/.5?

nolin
MSN
01:29
1 01:29
2

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:29
what is 1/.1?
01:29
what is 1/.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001?

nolin
MSN
01:30
http://www.google.com/search?q=1/0.5

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:30
well yes
01:30
i tried googling 1/0
01:31
but got lots of football results

nolin
MSN
01:31
it's not actually a valid equation, but hypothetically, anything divided by nothing results in an identical integer

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:32
unless it wasnt an integer

nolin
MSN
01:32
well, clearly

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:32
(lol)
01:32
but seriously
01:32
as the nhumber one divides by lessens, the result greatens

nolin
MSN
01:33
yes, i am fully aware of that

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:33
0 is infinitely small

nolin
MSN
01:33
but, if there is literally nothing to divide by, then the number will remain the same

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:33
nonono

nolin
MSN
01:33
0 is not infinitely small, it is an 'absolute'

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:33
think about it in real terms

nolin
MSN
01:34
if you wanna fuck with my statistics a level, go for it

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:34
if i have an apple, and noone to split it with, nothingness gains applitude
01:34
if you want to fuck with my further maths statistics alevel, have a banana
01:34
i got an e
01:35
but i took the bastard

nolin
MSN
01:35
there is no such thing as 'nothingness' though. you are implying that 'nothing' is tangible, when it clearly isn't

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:35
no, im refering to the concept of nothingness

nolin
MSN
01:35
how can there be a concept of nothingness?

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:35
theres a word for it

nolin
MSN
01:36
when nothing is inherently devoid of anything to take a handle upon
01:36
at the end of the day, mathematically speaking, 1/0 = 1

I HAVE A NEW MSN ADDRESS AND AM PHASING THIS ONE OUT. ADD "CHRISTOPHER.ALCOCK@GMAIL.COM". HE IS SEXY
MSN
01:36
my hand is inherently devoid of bananas right now#
01:36
so:
01:36
1/1=1/0
01:36
therefore 1=0

nolin
MSN
01:37


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