i went to get my hair cut yesterday and there was a copy of the NME on the table so i picked itup and had a look. I swear i have never cringed so much reading a magazine in my life. It was a collection and wanky bands talking such nonsensical shite and trying so hard just to say something original

I was dissapointed with myself as i used to love reading stuff like that when i was about 18. I would look through at what some of my fave bands had to say and maybe even steal a sentence of a use of word myself and use it in sonversation just to be a bit 'cool'. Dear me, I am suprised i didnt get punched!

The journalism combined with the false over confidence of some of these pisspoor bands really does make shit reading