I use a Mach III razor. Have done for quite some time. It is fucking ACE!

Anyway, Gillette are bringing out a new razor later this year (Our company does a lot of the branding for Gillette so i knows my shit) called FUSION.

It's going to have FIVE fucking blades!?!??! FIVE!?!? What the fuck?

Also, interestingly... it's going to have a single protuding blade on the rear for trimming sideburns and shit. Now if that isn't fucking anal i don't know what is.