when the prick in front of you on the tube takes AGES to get on the train and sit down, therefore scuppering your chances of bagging the only free seat thats the other side of his fat, sweating body. he was also wearing sunglasses (underground).

now everyone at work is being is total prick and making silly demands. plus, someome wants me to help them move some heavy stuff around. that'll be good for my massively hurting back.

GOOD FUCKING MORNING!