(its a bit long though!)
Good day and Compliments,
I got your contact from the internet, and picked interest to write you.I am a female student of University of Cotonou Republic Du Benin. I am 24 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you will be able to help me in this transaction.

Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left me and my younger brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him before he died. I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my younger brother is still a kid and my mother is not literate enough to know my entire father's wealth.

He left $27,350,000 [Twenty Seven Million Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars)with The Union Bank Swiss Finance London United Kingdom(UBS) and I don't know how to start up with the whole thing and what I will do to invest
this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and his name, which they are planning to do without my consent because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will surely help me invest this money. I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you will sincerely help us in this business and another 10%interest of annual income to you, for handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.

If you will handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will link you to The Union Bank Swiss Finance London United Kingdom (UBS) for further agreement. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the
transaction as quickly as possible,

I look forward hearing from you soonest.

Yours sincerely,

Princess Naomi Williams Ajana.
EMail: princessnaomi_williams@zonai.com

There must be people who actually respond to things like this though, I remember seeing something like it in a Danny Wallace book.