This has probably been done before, but whatever. Sue me.
No wait, please don't, figure of speach.

......... god im lonely.......

Ahem.

Discussion:

Glasgow is best because of the Botanic Gardens at the top of byres road.

Glasgow is worst because of celtic and rangers. We have the most violent and abusive football fans in the world, and from what i've gathered were quite pleased about it.

Now you go.