I think its disgusting how much some people praise the queen. The media seem to go crazy whenever its her birthday, like ITV, doing all these programs 'spanning the life of the great monarch'.

What's great about her? The newsreader said yesterday, "For over 50 years, she has served the British people."

How exactly has she served us? She sits in a palace getting her arse wiped and generally just rotting.

Its like the people that go crazy when she comes to town. I'd rather watch Bargain Hunt than see her boring face. When we went to London with primary school, we waited for two hours in the rain, on that long road outside the palace, to catch a glimpse of her in her car. She waved at us and everyone went crazy.

I don't understand why.