just watched a feature on the news about the world cup and how the england fans have been asked to come up with no offensive football chants. (thats the whole point!) lets hear some of your favourites, and maybe some uve invented. being an ex womble (wimbledon fc fan, not litter gathing underground creature), i was always tickled by this little ditty

we are wombles super wombles from the lane,
we drink champagne,
we snort cocaine
we got ladies ova here.
you got shit jobs,
you shag your dogs,
and your wife is on the game
weve got wide cars,
weve got wine bars
weve got gardens ova here
youve got bus stops
second hand shops
and a toliet at the rear