I think everyone needs to go on some form of HRT (hormone replacement therapy) because essentially, everyone is fucking flipping out:

anger
resentment
oversexed
emo
alcoholic-emo-ism
pointing fingers and blame at others

In short, the oscillation between extremities in behavioural patterns is something Sir David Attenborough would absolutely cream (sorry), wet his pants over.

What's the John Dory? Hmmmm???