I worked last night for 8 odd hours in a ridiculously hot club serving rude fucking children travel for ages to get home to get some sleep. Then the fucking phone rings. Its Austin from some phone company. You know, that friendly guy. At 9 in the fucking morning on a saturday. What makes it worse is that the phone doesnt just ring, its got this disgusting tone like "ding ding ding ding-l-lingy ling ling ling ding ding ding ding-l-ingly ling ling ling' at an absurdly annoying pitch.

Needless to say i pointed out the fact that it was 9 in the morning and that he was a cunt. Hopefully he'll kill himself now.

So the question is...which of you does telesales and why?