His parents named him james
and his parents raised no fool
he is not in the special forces
but he does command the cool!

If the fate of DIS
was left in his hands
we could all sleep safe and sound
judging by his favourite bands
the boy likes the arcade fire
and is partial to some weezer
throw in sufjan stevens
and you are dealing with a geezer!

as this is my 1000th post
i am in the mood for celebrations
i will look forward to your PM's
offering your congratulations

i hope commander liked
my little poem/ditty
it only took my 2 mins to write
so my apologies if its sh*tty