The lies that they told me:

1. If you make a silly face and the wind changes, your face will stay like that.

2. If you stir sugar in a drink clockwise, then stir it anti-clockwise, this will un-stir the sugar.

3. My cat Brandy "ran away" on bonfire night, and did not in fact get run over.

Now that I'm a grown up I know that these aren't true. LIARS!