'Do you want a drink from the cafe?' asks Adrian the fella that works in front of me to the group as a whole.

'Yes please' says I, and many others like me.

Everyone else got their drinks. Did he hear me? Or did he just ignore me? Fucker.

Also, Claire who works over there just offered biscuits round. To everyone apart from me. I like shortbread as well :(

And then Stephen who sits opposite me offered to get drinks from the machine for everyone, asked them all individually and just completely blanked me.

Am I actually a real person? Can people see me? Should I spend all day singing or something so people know I'm here? I'm thirsty :(