My neighbours are weird. I'm sure the bloke is a Serbian war criminal. They hammer on the walls for about five minutes at 8am and 11pm.

There is constant screaming, shouting, but this morning just took the biscuit....

Today is my only lie-in of the working week. I was awoken my the ridiculously loud playing of Eastern European folk music (it wasn't actually THAT bad) at quarter to eight this morning.

I responded a couple of hours later by playing Lightning Bolt at glass shattering volume.

Two questions: Is this excusable? And do you have any shocking tales about neighbours past or present?