any lawyers here? Do you reckon if I stopped paying my TV licence, then got sent to court, then, in my defence, played an episode of whatever the hell this shit is meant to be and said "I'm not paying because they do THIS with my money", I'd get off with it?

Is there a department at the BBC staffed with the most vapid, drooling, celebrity obsessed, Heat reading, fat middle-aged CUNTS in the country whose job it is to combine anything that springs to mind with Hollyoaks-level celebrities and call it TV?