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Know any jokes? Me? Well, I know this one...

wrightylew [Edit] [Delete] 11:40, 25 February '06

There's a man walking through the park. He looks up and sees another man walking towards him with a pine-apple as a head, with eyes, nose and a mouth.

Curious, he strolls over and asks: "Excuse me, why do you have a pine-apple for a head?"

The person replies: "Well, three days ago, I found a genie lamp. The genie emerged and told me he could grant me three wishes."

"What did you wish for?"

"Well, firstly, I wished for an infinite amount of money to be waiting for me at home. It was granted. Then I wished for the a crowd of beautiful women to be waiting for me at home. It was granted."

"...So how does this explain the pine-apple???"

"...Ah. This is where my third wish comes in! I wished for a pine-apple for a head."


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