It was AWWWWESOME! everyone was there, KT Tunstall, ZZ Top, Marc from Marc Almond and Kate Thornton in drag - I had a sponge fight Midge Ure and Keke from Bloke Party and played Monopoly using a real dog and top hat with leading neurosurgeon Chantelle from Big Brother. The night was only slightly marred when Mark Lammar produced a 'stool' the length of his forearm to win an ill-advised bet thus clearing the room and casting a shadow (and not to mention aroma) over proccedings.

Actually this is next week isn't it? Shit. I printed my brag-lie a week too early.FUCK