I was just on the phone to a client and turned to my left and noticed that my just-washed shirt has a large patch of what seems to be mashed potato residue all over the left shoulder sleeve.

But I don't eat mashed potato.

Anyway I tried to wash it off using the dish washing cloth which has apparently been festering in the kitchen since kula shaker were the darlings of the UK music press cos it STINKS and now my shoulder stinks so now I will have to spend all day looking to my right.