and several inlets, no fjords or lochs as such, but I do have a particularly fine broad sandy beach.

Which is perfect for picnics, so feel free to come and put your towels dawn and parasols up.

Build some sandcastles and have an ice-cream, but do watch out for my big undertoe.

The water isn't particularly warm, and I'm afraid the beach bar is out of booze (I've given up) but you are welcome to skin up.

Who is coming to my beach party then?