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Extreeeeme makeover

Durutti [Edit] [Delete] 15:08, 30 January '06

OK - I had a day off work and saw this fucked up travesty of a programme. Take a punter with a bad self image, promise them a life transformed. All they need do is undergo a shit load of the worst sort of plastic surgery - vicious,
face-fucking, stomach-vaccuming violence inflicted in the name of TV. Then stick a posh hairdo on top and tell them everything is alright now. People will like you now. You'll get laid now. You can leave the house in a world populated by fame sucking freaks like Chantelle and Jodie Marsh and hold your surgically altered head high. Fuck me, what is going on in the world? FUCK ME!


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