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Christmas Emo poetry

Judge_B [Edit] [Delete] 10:21, 29 December '05

Christmas has been
I wanted Evil Knievel bike
As a child
I got
Buckaroo
Wishing and hoping is the last refuge of the desperate

Take this Christmas
I wanted Jordan Workout DVD
I got
Take That's Greatest Hits
I hate you Santa
I hate you
I hate
You
Santa
And Blitzen is a stupid name for a reindeer