I'm fed up.

I did some recording last night and it sounded good but when I listened to it in the car this morning it had somehow ended up that all the vocals were on one side and all the music was on the other. No idea how. Now I'm annoyed cos I want to go and fix it but I'm stuck in work talking to people who can't think past christmas.

So I'm fed up - so why not cheer me and any other grumpy DiSers up? Post amusing anecdotes, jokes, and other positive winter festival cheer.