The other threads are starting to scare me, and information is vanishing amid piles of Korn comments and analysis of Camden boozers.

So. Tomorrow night, you're ALL coming out in London Town. Myself and bobbygeorge will be in Soho from a respectable hour (probably about 5ish) in the Olde Coffee House on Beak Street. We are then going to meet in The George on Wardour Street, because it's tiny and it'll be fun to try and fit a lot of people in there.

So, that's it. We will then go and queue up to get into Frog for an hour, but with enough drink inside us that won't matter. We will then flail our arms wildly to some god-awful shmindie tunes, and watch the magical Fog Band at about 2.30am.

This night will be in honour of Tony Blair's binge-drinking Britain, Korn, bread-themed rock bands and Prole's inability to type an entire sentence without making at least seven spelling mistakes.

Who's in?