I'm 'doing a sadpunk'. No sniggering at the back. I would write a nice email to Crablin, but as most of you know, I'm a very busy man.

So... I'd like to thank y'all for being my surrogate work colleagues, introducing me to loads of music I may or may not have discovered, making me realise I'm not THAT much of a geek and being generally rockin'. Apart from those of you I dislike, of whom there are suspiciously few.

And thanks to the people behind DiS for making all of this possible! I'd also like to thank Mom, ODB, Mofos, Shirley Bassey, Mick Foley and God.