Bed shitters Arsenal look to correct a terrible run of form by winning a nice easy early kick off up the road. Will they or do The Sun get to wheel out 'White Hart Pain' again?

SPOTY Leicester have Watford away. Man U's youth team go up against Pulis' new look attacking yet defensively leaky West Brom outfit. Stoke play Chelsea in what could be a Champions League 4th spot playoff given how shit everyone is. Suspect Klopp will do more sterling interview work in his quest to have Stephen Merchant play him in a film one day.

Middlesborough go top of the Championship.

Gary Linekar retweets a depressing article about why our new FIFA overlords are just as corrupt as the last, given their ties to match fixing and hooliganism at Olympiacos.

Football, eh?