Boobs - had a drunken fumble with a friend of mine years ago, she had the most pendulously huge boobs I've ever seen. Truly they were really intimidating, the John Lewis of jebs. I'd hazard a guess at a G cup.

Wang - as is customary for men with large dongs, my mate tends to get his out more often than is called for. I'd hazard a guess at 4 and 1/2 inches flaccid. Never seen him erect.

FILTH!