A truly miserable round of FA Cup fixtures. Arsenal run over Hull for the third year on the bounce. Leeds trip to Vicarage Road's reasonably cuppy but hardly exciting. Bornemouth ought to handily do Everton given their £200m team. Other games feature West Brom, Blackburn...and Crystal Palace.

We play Chelsea away. Rarely win there but would've probably fancied it in the Cup, but the schedulers have bowed to pressure from thr broadcasters and stitched us up like a kipper, so we're away at the other end of the country at 4pm Sunday, then away in Kiev on Tuesday evening. Thanks. Still, at leat we might get to see a few youth team players, but we could be due a bit of a mauling from the full-strength Chavs.

There are absolutely no continental games to pretend to watch this weekend either.

Shoot...