I feel like I'm being very picky.

Left swipe for: smokers, guys with kids/babies in their pic, guys who look like they go clubbing loads, topless selfies, loads of posey selfies, tattoos (sorry, I know this is a hot potato but I have an irrationally strong reaction to them), no bio, cigars (what is it with guys smoking cigars??), loads of pics of dogs, bio that's just a link to snapchat or instagram, self-confessed 'gym rats', guys with only group pics (how am I meant to know who you are??)

Right swipe for: funny bios, being cute, funny pictures, being interested in travel, self-confessed geeks

Come on, current or former Tinderers!!! Share your shallow criteria!!!