West Indies U19 Mankad Zimbabwe to win by 3 runs and qualify for the knockouts:
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-under-19-world-cup-2016/content/story/968235.html
South Africa finish below Namibia and New Zealand below Nepal, and will go on to contest the real quiz, the battle for 9th place. Assuming SA can beat Ireland, which probably isn't a foregone conclusion.

In adult cricket, New Zealand destroy the most hateful team in world cricket by 159 runs. Australia batted just 146 balls, their shortest-ever innings to be all out. In news that will make all right-hearted people literally weep with joy, David Warner is giving out LBW after being hit on the knee roll while jumping. Somehow neither Bailey or Warner decides to appeal the decision, and the vile Australian is sent back to the hutch. http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-australia-2015-16/engine/match/914231.html. Henry "future #1" Nicholls makes another 50. Santner bowls two balls, takes two wickets.

England to play South Africa soon so I guess people who are still awake then and know something about the game can talk about that I don't know I'll be asleep.