and the conditions were that you couldn't use it but two DiSers would have to go instead (after the initial annoyance of having won the worst competition in the history of prizedom) who would you send?*

The holiday is one week in Cancun, full board, off season, 4* hotel, twin room. They would have to spend all their time together bar washing and excreting.

*Please use this as an opportunity to stir shit up and attack people, no circle jerking.