So right.

You know how you get all these RULES and stuff that THE MAN makes you follow at hotels (and their ilk)?

e.g. Don't take the towels to the pool.

If you're like me, your reaction is naturally "Fuck you motherfucker, I'm gonna take this towel where I want, what you gonna do about it? I'm gangsta". But do I do it? Do I fuck. I don't want no hotel beef motherfucker. I'm there to relax. I just make a comment about it and MOVE ON.

So what I want to know is, has anyone here had legitimate problems over this sort of shit?

This is the thread for it. Your time to fucking shine.

Whether it's you stealing a bar of soap from the cleaner's trolley while they were cleaning a different room, or you took your TV off the wall and threw it in the Swimming Pool, this thread covers it all. Post it here.

motherfucker.