I trim my fingernails pretty regularly, probably every fortnight at a guess, but i like leaving my toenails to grow as long as possible now that i'm too old to unexpectedly toe-bung a football (29). Quite like it when they grow a bit longer, go milky white at the tips (universal) and harder. They seem to grow more when they get wet, which is nice.

Also, a look under my desk recently revealed i'm quite the bogie wiper. Went in early one morning with a razor scraper and got it all off.

Not got a girlfriend currently.

Shoot...