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Weird phone calls you have had

imaperv [Edit] [Delete] 11:38, 18 January '16

Must've been a prank call but some guy just rang my house phone, asked if I was my mum, and when I said I was her daughter:

Guy: you have a really sexy voice.
Me: ...who's calling please?
Guy: My name's Dave, your mum told me she had a lovely daughter at home.
Me: Why are you calling?
Guy: Your mum gave me your family's home number at the pub.
Me: Erm, this is really weird because my mum doesn't go to the pub.
Guy: Yeah she does, she's a secret alcoholic.
Me: Right.
Guy: I know how old you are.
Me: ok...
Guy: You're 24.
Me: Haha, no I'm not.
Guy: OK yeah, sorry, I'm in a call centre and I got bored and it sounds like I'm actually scaring you. Have a nice day, bye!


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