Blater and Platini both handed eight year bans from association football. Hooray!

Van Gaal has either got two games left to save his job or is already done depending on who you believe.

Leicester are top at Christmas. Quite how nuts this is still hasn't really sunk in, they were bottom last Christmas.

Watford smash Liverpool, Norwich smash Utd.

Arsenal City tonight, should be a #humdinger

Real Madrid score 10 in a match the fans had earlier had the white hankies out in. Terrific stuff.

AOB?