Mourinho? More like PoorIMHO

Sounds like Hiddink in as caretaker, which is the least funny of the available options, but at least lends itself to 'Guus for Christmas'/'Golden Guus'/'Guus Cooked' headlines.

Surely it'll be Simeone in the summer, which will help Chelsea resume their familiar 'hateful but ruthlessly effective' identity. That said, if Guardiola does announce he's leaving Bayern, I'm sure there'll be a little bit of him which enjoys the idea of spinning some gold out of the pile of steaming poo his old mate Jose left behind. Plus you get the feeling that he and the Chelsea medical department probably have a similar outlook.

A O'Business?