Billioballers Bornemouth edge nearer to an immediate return to League One with inevitablely spineless defeat to Man United at Griffin Park.

As is the norm with City, an impressive win will almost certainly be followed by a tepid performance and dropped points in a game the 'experts' ignorantly assume to be a home banker.

Non Premier League games people pretend to watch may include Leverkusen v Gladbach, Derby v Brighton, the FA Trophy, PSG v Lyons, Napoli v AS Roma, Juve v Fiorentina, Atleti v Bilbao, and Villarreal v Madrid.

Norwich 1 Everton 1
Palace 1 Southampton 1
City 1 Swansea 2
Sunderland 0 Watford 2
West Ham 2 Stoke 1
Bornemouth 0 United 3

Villa 0 Arsenal 2
Liverpool 1 West Brom 0
Spurs 2 Newcastle 1

Leicester 2 Chelsea 3

Shoot...