Get ready to rant and bond and laugh and cry.

What about this for starters:

When a system goes down or something like a fire alarm goes off and you all get to not work for a bit and there's always at least one work wanker moaning they can't just "get on with their work". Fucking lighten up Oliver Twist.

Also I'm suspicious of people who actively ask for more work. Eager dead eyed weirdos.

Moar?