Monica puts a whole turkey on her head?

It only occurred to me the other day, when preparing a turkey for roasting, how horrific that would be. The inside of a turkey is like something HR Giger would draw, full of shredded offal, knife-sharp rib bones, and raw turkey juice. Putting a turkey carcass on your head would be one of the most disgusting things imaginable - you'd probably suffocate on the bacteria-filled poultry blood filling up your airways, while the skeletal fragments lacerate your flesh. And she puts on a pair of sunglasses and dances a bit! Not likely!

Could that scene BE any more unrealistic?