On saturday I went to a 'proper' nightclub for the first time in about a year. Lots of fun etc BUT one chilling revelation.

The rollneck is back. There must have been more than 20 or 30 guys wearing them, all slightly too tight, all very...roll of neck.

I assume this is because of Drake? I'm aware I have a reputation for sartorial incompetence but still: they're fucking horrible.