on the plus side: beards glitter

on the minus side: due to the glitter's proximity to mouths; glitter will be transferred to the digestive system and ...

glitter turds...

wait no, that'd be a plus too right?

http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/23/people-are-now-covering-their-beards-in-glitter-for-the-ultimate-christmas-look-5520512/