wear this charm bracelet (visibly, no lifetime of long sleeves):

http://www.yiwuproducts.com/media/wysiwyg/cute%20sea%20horse%20anchor%20starfish%20charm%20bracelet%20wholesale%201.JPG

OR

have your eyebrows like this:

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/y0rrqkdnsawpbbuzlwjk.jpg

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE