Apologies if there's already been a thread but whaat.

'Determined to impress her and get our team onto TV, I intensively revised my general knowledge. I also frequented the student bar where she worked. I figured out what hours she did each day and went at those times."

A blog about the girl he 'fancied'
https://richardbrittain.wordpress.com/2014/09/23/the-benevolent-stalker/