Big man must be at his villa in Province or summat.

Early game is Chelsea Liverpool, which promises to be even more turgid than the derby last week. Arsenal, United and City should all scrape past their respective opponents, but Villareal - Sevilla and Inter - Roma might be decent.

My Wednesday-supporting dad's got a bet on with one of my mates that they'll finish higher than Forest this year. Reckon that's a goer.

Football!