The Kloppmeister General kicks off his inevitably title-laden era as Liverpool manager at Spuds. Tactics Lou takes his big black satchel of tactics to Goodison. There's a Pards derby at Selhurst. Chelsea target Eddie Howe merks City at the Emptyhad. The Likeables battle it out at St Marys.

An absolute drought in the European leagues we pretend to watch, bar Inter/Juve.

Shoot...