What fresh twattery is this?

So many fucktards feigning complete ignorance about Facebook or Twitter like a badge of honour.

"I don't know about all that. I don't like showing off to strangers"

Or the worst one that makes me want to punch babies in the face is "why do I want to read about what someone has had for breakfast".

I know social media can be annoying but it is what you make of it. These rectum pieces who refuse to use any from of Internet communication because they think it's for children or they're above it are probably same people who would have spurned the telephone and thought electricity was pointless.

Know any of these or am I surrounded by backwards morons?