I have removed my sunglasses and fed one of the arms through the belt loop on my trousers (at this point I would like to refer you to Exhibit A) where they have rested at my hip until I have left the interior of the building, where upon they return to my face. What do you think about that?

Exhibit A: http://blog.antoniovalente.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Antonio_Valente__Trouser_Loop_Match.jpg