Arsenal do an Arsenal; half-arsed attacking play, concede on the counter, needless red card, concede from a set piece, pull a goal back, fruitless late rally, post match comments about learning lessons. Lovely stuff. Nicely damning comment from the Zagreb coach afterwards; "We tried to close the middle and stop their fast passes. It is nothing new."

Chelsea hammer The Maccabees feat. Tal Ben Haim at Stamford Bridge. Didn't see any of this, but presumably Mourinho's new haircut played a key role.

Lovely long-range equaliser from Roma against Barcelona, Bayern twat Olympiakos, Jorge Mendes' Valencia lose at home to Jorge Mendes' AVB's Zenit courtesy of two goals from Jorge Mendes' Hulk.

Europa League starts tonight, can't remember who's in it. Spurs obviously. Liverpool? Villa? Wimbledon?