out of ten

looks - probably a 6. used to be a 7. losing .5 every 6 months now. haggard.
personality - 5. used to be a go to guy. not sure what's happened
intelligence - 3. pretty dumb
ability to make people laugh - 2. again, this used to be one of my key skills. not any more
sporting ability - 6. can kick, throw, catch a ball, not bad at swimming, golf and tennis.
wealth - 2. pretty broke, maaaan
problem solving - 2. get quite bored very quickly. basically a massive quitter
eyesight - 9. strong vision. no glasses needed
hearing - 9. again, no real problems with the ears
culinary expertise - 6. good at stews, curry..anything that requires just chucking into one pot. no good at puddings
ability to retain pointless information - 8. solid guy for a pub quiz, trivial pursuit
fighting - 3. weak as a lamb.
dancing - 4. got a few moves.

that'll do

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