A couple got on my train last night (no, not Mr and Mrs Warn). Their badass behaviour included:

- being absolutely hammered at 5pm
- bringing a still-lit roll-up onto the train
- lighting up again five minutes later
- swearing profusely, mainly about how much better Jake Bugg was than Ed Sheeran ("he fucking shits all over Ed Sheeran!")
- cycling along the platform when they got off.

Total badasses.